MayBelle Cries Her Heart Out. A Couple of Times.

MayBelle spent a good deal of the weekend in tears. It started on Friday, when she opened the card and gift from her husband, Precious, in honor of their tenth wedding anniversary. It’s not really unusual for MayBelle to tear up when she thinks about Precious, because it still surprises her when she finds him next to her in bed in the morning. On occasion, the first words out of her mouth are “What are you doing here?” That’s how convinced MayBelle was that she’d never get married; remnants of her single life still creep in now and again.

The tears continued later that day, when MayBelle walked into their room at the fabulous Stone Fort Inn in Chattanooga to find flowers, and chocolate-covered strawberries, and champagne, waiting for her.

Saturday was a tear-free day, unless you count the minor meltdown MayBelle had when she saw a man on a street corner who appeared to be homeless. Sometimes MayBelle does not handle reality all that well.

And there were a few more sniffles on Sunday morning, when MayBelle entered the dining room of the inn and Van Morrison was playing on the sound system. One chorus of “Have I Told You Lately,” and MayBelle was a goner.

“It’s like they knew you were coming,” said Precious, smiling because he knows what a fan MayBelle is. In fact, with all due respect to her fellow Episcopalians, MayBelle likens the time she heard Van Morrison at the Ryman to a religious experience. Really, it was that amazing.

And when, on the ride home to Nashville on Sunday, MayBelle was overcome with a feeling of sadness she couldn’t quite place, it wasn’t until her stepdaughter called to wish Precious a Happy Father’s Day that MayBelle realized it had been eleven years since she’d had the pleasure of calling her own father, the first love of her life. Eleven years since she’d heard him thank her for whatever gift she had sent, certainly a token too small to honor all he did for MayBelle over the years. (MayBelle is reminded here of Billy Collins’ poem poem “The Lanyard,” which celebrates the idea that a lanyard made at camp might be enough of a thank-you to his mother for giving him life. Read it, please, if you haven’t already.)

So the Sunday tears were a little sadder, a tad saltier, than the ones MayBelle shed earlier in the weekend. But they represented a lot of love, just like the joy-filled tears, and for that MayBelle is one grateful middle-aged goober indeed.

Wisdom from the Road: Precious Quotes Bullwinkle

For some reason she cannot explain, MayBelle feels compelled to let you know that her husband, Precious (shown here with his hands at ten and two), quoted Bullwinkle to her yesterday while he was driving her to the post office. Something about a “Mister Peabody.” MayBelle has no idea who Mister Peabody is, and when she “googles” the name, she is relieved to find out that the Bullwinkle show ran from 1959-1964. Seeing that MayBelle was born in 1961, she can’t be expected to know much about this particular show, now can she? (Precious, having been born in 1954, has a few years on MayBelle. And, although she hates to admit it, a better memory.)

MayBelle is used to Precious spouting off quotes from various sources—she has been married to him for 10 years after all—but usually it’s Shakespeare or Plato. Or some conservative political pundit. Or people she’s never head of. But yesterday it was Bullwinkle. And although MayBelle can’t even remember how Bullwinkle came up a mere 24 hours ago, she does remember that she and Precious laughed themselves silly. And on this clear, cold day in February when MayBelle has a head cold and the workmen are still not finished with the bathroom and the dog, Hiram, seems to have a new skin allergy, that is enough.